I received this from my sister Patricia today ~
THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box it's a tiger."
He decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in, and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble all of these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then...." he sighed ... "let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box "
6 comments:
That is so funny!
pretty funny. :)
hahaha
finally a funny blond joke...
that's a good one! ;)
carla, here is a link to my friend amy & laura's mom, mary, who quilts and blogs and is lds and should be your bloggy friend. :)
http://simplehappyhome.blogspot.com/
she just posted about her fabric stash and i thought you would enjoy it.
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